what
This site is a collection of things I have produced.
An email address is: artifex (ατ) hxa7241 (dοτ) org
biography
(early instantiation generation-x, xy configuration)
I am less than 0.2% different from anyone else genetically, and just as ordinary experientially — so look around, pick anyone, and you will have a fairly good picture of me.
Some highlights:
- I have been in the employ of Garter Principal King Of Arms.
- I am allergic to coffee.
- I have successfully submitted hoax relics to be displayed in the British Museum.
- I prefer quinoa to couscous.
- I have stripped a disgraced 20th century dictator of honours.
- I have counted every leaf on a mature oak tree.
- I have created neo-classical sculptures of the goddess Artemis.
- I have made independent discoveries in tribo-luminescence.
- I have 23 pairs of shoes.
- I have assisted the european space program.
- I have craftwork designs in Westminster Abbey and St Paul's Cathedral.
- I once threw hemp seed over the wall of Buckingham Palace grounds.
- I have been a software developer.
- I have been an 18th century calligrapher.
- I have been an archery competitor at the Olympic Games.
- I dont like pillows.
- I once was a student of transcendental idealist philosophy.
- I am sometimes a consultant on truffle hydroponics.
but, only some of this is true...
other stuff
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Here is a select bibliography and a complete bibliography, and some ancient code.
Last.fm weekly chart and playlist player
pictures
Not photos — that would be too easy. Here are some synthetic renderings (made with my renderer) of my study, where this website was made:
both luminaires switched on
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